barackobama:

sirlightbulb:

dear god I hope that no one on this website ever tries to run for president

excuse me

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So I can be killed without dying?

So I can be killed without dying?

(Source: tinybot77)

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poopflow:

james franco look like one of those sweaty stoners that shows up to class late every day and is like “you got another pencil i can use bruh” and he never gives them back what does he do with all those pencils

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buckoftheirish:

tumbledore-:

gohomemccall:

my dad is a senior software engineer at Google
this is his work laptop

image

he takes it to company meetings

I’ve been told he has received many compliments

Marry him.

did
did you read the post

(Source: nbhcannibal)

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unmistakablymistaken:

thatkidnamedkylon:

jhunnyplaysdamello:

thecatalier:

I must go, my people need me

He’s going out of this world.

Contact re-established

WRONG CORPS

unmistakablymistaken:

thatkidnamedkylon:

jhunnyplaysdamello:

thecatalier:

I must go, my people need me

He’s going out of this world.

Contact re-established

WRONG CORPS

(Source: marchingartsphotos)

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twitches3:

whenyouwishupondisney:

kristoffbjorgman:

why are people shipping elsa with jack frost

we all know who the real icy otp is

image

vanilla chocolate swirl 4eva

Omfg

UHM MAYBE YOU HAVEN’T HEARD BUT HE HAS A WIFE WHO IS THE GREATEST GOOD HE IS EVER GONNA GET

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tehrisa:

meatbicyclevevo:

oate:

audidas:

7 million people in the earth. 0 messages in my Inbox

7 million

in the earth

free them

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jaclcfrost:

the spell can only be broken by true love’s high-five

330,956 notes

inspectra:

ah yes, the three most historically important revolutions. the russian, french, and dance dance

(Source: superrecursive)

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bombing:

noseblow:

bombing:

i’m on a seafood diet. i only eat seafood

that’s not how the joke goes lmao

do my weight loss goals seem like a fucking joke to you

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